Archive | My Earliest Romantic Encounters

07 December 2009 ~ 0 Comments

#2) Prom Date Heartbreak, and Hitting Rock Bottom

#2) Prom Date Heartbreak, and Hitting Rock Bottom

In my senior year of high school, I had some weird issues. I was a pretty good-looking guy, and I sat at the “cool kid” table, so there were some girls that were definitely interested in me.  As I’ve said before, my school was tiny with only about 60 kids in each grade.  So the [...]

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29 November 2009 ~ 0 Comments

My First Truly Hot Girl

My First Truly Hot Girl

A couple months after it ended with the chick who took my virginity, I was still 17.  School year of 2003. We were juniors in high school, and my buddy’s parents were out of town, so he threw a high school rager at his house.  Pretty much everybody from my school was there (which didn’t [...]

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16 November 2009 ~ 0 Comments

The Horrible Kisser

The Horrible Kisser

It was the summer of 2003, and I was 17 years old. I went to a dork high school, and we had some really dorky clubs.  One of these clubs was called Quiz Bowl, and I joined it for some reason.  I don’t know why I joined it, because I didn’t hardly participate in anything [...]

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16 November 2009 ~ 1 Comment

#1) Virginity Shredded. Heart Also Shredded.

#1) Virginity Shredded. Heart Also Shredded.

This is the final post in a three-part story.  Here are the first and second articles, if you missed them.  Also, if you’re wondering why the title has a #1 in it, that’s because this is the first girl I had sex with.  I’ll follow this format in future posts. Now everything seemed to be [...]

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15 November 2009 ~ 2 Comments

Two People and A Bottle of Jameson

Two People and A Bottle of Jameson

This is the second post in a three-part series.  You can find the first post here. I went back to junior year of high school after hanging out with this 20 year old every day for about a week at the end of that summer, and I was obsessed. I wrote her emails every day [...]

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14 November 2009 ~ 0 Comments

A Much Older and More Valuable Girl

A Much Older and More Valuable Girl

I was 16 years old during the summer of 2002. There was a 20 year old girl at camp who I had never really connected with, though she was always there and was one of the more respected staff members.  She was pretty cute and extremely smart – and ridiculously flirtatious with everyone.  She had [...]

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10 November 2009 ~ 1 Comment

Rebound Play and a Drive-In Handjob

Rebound Play and a Drive-In Handjob

Still summer of 2001, I’m still 15. So after that cunt left me for the other guy, and with the wind of success at my back, I decided that there were more girls that I could shack up with at this camp.  Did I mention that 2001 was my first summer of glory?  I got [...]

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10 November 2009 ~ 0 Comments

Third Base with a Selfish Cunt

Third Base with a Selfish Cunt

Over winter break of that year, I went to a three-day camp event where I met a new very cute girl who was 2 years older than me.  She had a very pretty face, and I was immediately struck by it.  She was popular, and knew everybody that I did, but I’d never met her [...]

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10 November 2009 ~ 0 Comments

My Second Kiss, From A Hotter Chick

My Second Kiss, From A Hotter Chick

It was year 2000 and I was 14. It was the last week of the summer at role-playing camp, and I was up late hanging out with this older girl who I talked with sometimes. At this point I’d been flirting with a few girls around camp, and I was gathering some attention. I was [...]

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10 November 2009 ~ 0 Comments

My First Kiss

My First Kiss

When I was 12, I was a serious dork. Straight up. I played Final Fantasy video games all day and read fantasy novels and did really well in school. And I acted in plays sometimes. And in one play that I was in, my best friend and I were convinced by somebody else involved with [...]

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