But about a year later that girl had joined a sorority and invited me to go with her to some kind of date night. I was down, thought I might get to fuck her again and if not I’d meet some of her sorority sisters.

Now I don’t remember why at this point, but for some reason she also had another date going.  It was a guy I was pretty cool with and had known from being on the crew team together a few years earlier.  So whatever, it wasn’t a big deal because I was still really just going to try to meet some of her sorority sisters and try to bang them out.

Before I went, it was necessary that I get extremely hammered because I didn’t know most of the girls in this sorority yet, so I didn’t want it to be awkward.  So I loaded up on Everclear and Amp energy drink before I went.  This is a recipe for blacking out.

The event itself was held at a bar, and about an hour into the event all I can remember is me sitting on a barstool passing in and out of consciousness due to extreme alcohol intake.  My date was nowhere to be found, and I was basically just hanging out with one of my roommates who happened to be going with another girl.

Later that night I got a call from my date who apologized for dipping out, and asked me if I wanted to come over to her place.  I said, sure why not.  Sounds like a solid invite to fuck.

I got there, and we started hooking up.  But she kept saying she had to go to the bathroom and disappearing for like 5 minutes at a time.  It was really weird.  Like, I kept getting down to her pussy and ready to fuck, and then she’d miraculously have to go to the bathroom again.  I thought she was like fucking with me or something.  After waiting another 5 minutes and being thoroughly pissed off with blue balls, I decided that “fuck it” I’m just going to peace out before she gets back from the bathroom.

I went home and told my roommates about the baffling disappearances into the bathroom… I was thoroughly confused, and pissed because I was still horny.

So, the next day I ran into the dude who was her other date.  We talked about what happened the night before, I told him I basically didn’t remember most of it because I was blacked out.  He told me that he ended up leaving early with her and banging her out at her apartment.

No shit.  I told him that she invited me over later to fuck but that some weird shit was going on so I ended up peacing out.  Good thing too, I didn’t want to be that guy’s sloppy seconds.  What a whore!

So THEN I come home and my roommate tells me that he talked to my date’s roommate, who said that my date was on her period yesterday and ended up getting a tampon stuck in her vagina.  Is that even possible?

So basically what we pieced together was that the other guy (who was a very big dude) must have banged her and trapped her tampon inside her pussy, which might explain why she kept disappearing to the bathroom when I was there.

Bottom line, that chick was a sliiiizzzzzuuttttttttttt!

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